Free Hi5 GraphicS You've probably seen me on TV, so you know for sure that even though I'm not the brightest person on Earth, I'm definitely one of the most loveable guys in the neighborhood.
I was born in North Carolina and was raised by my dad (Abe), and all I know about my mom is that she has been running from the law (don't ask me the details... because I know nothing about it!!!).
I have a wonderful wife and three adorable kids. My hobbies include drinking Duff and eating just about anything, but my favorite foods are donuts and pork chops: Yummy!
Interests
TV, Beer, Food, Beer, Bowling, Beer, ... and of course, Beer!!!
Favorite Music Video
Favorite Movies
Look Who's Oinking
Favorite TV Shows
Million Dollar Movies "Big Gorilla Week"
Favorite Books
So, You've Decided To Steal Cable
Favorite Quote
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
Baby on board, how I've adored, That sign on my car's windowpane A bounce in my step; loaded with pep, 'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane.
Call me a square; friend, I don't care That little yellow sign can't be ignored I'm telling you it's mighty nice Each trip's a trip to paradise With my baby on board.
That sign on my car's windowpane
A bounce in my step; loaded with pep,
'Cause I'm driving in the carpool lane.
Call me a square; friend, I don't care
That little yellow sign can't be ignored
I'm telling you it's mighty nice
Each trip's a trip to paradise
With my baby on board.